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NBA Draft Recap, Part 3: Why Miles Plumlee was the biggest reach of the 2012 draft

CATEGORY: Feature

While Jared Sullinger saw his stock suddenly decline after 2 highly productive years of college basketball, Miles Plumlee’s stock rose higher than ever after an outstanding performance at the NBA Combine.  Plumlee’s results in the standing vertical, max vert, lane agility drill, and bench press surpassed even those of  Dwight Howard,...

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July 13th, 2012

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NBA Draft Recap, Part 3: Why Miles Plumlee was the biggest reach of the 2012 draft

CATEGORY: Feature

While Jared Sullinger saw his stock suddenly decline after 2 highly productive years of college basketball, Miles Plumlee’s stock rose higher than ever after an outstanding performance at the NBA Combine.  Plumlee’s results in the standing vertical, max vert, lane agility drill, and bench press surpassed even those of  Dwight Howard,...

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July 10th, 2012

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NBA Draft Recap, Part 3: Why Miles Plumlee was the biggest reach of the 2012 draft

CATEGORY: Feature

While Jared Sullinger saw his stock suddenly decline after 2 highly productive years of college basketball, Miles Plumlee’s stock rose higher than ever after an outstanding performance at the NBA Combine.  Plumlee’s results in the standing vertical, max vert, lane agility drill, and bench press surpassed even those of  Dwight Howard,...

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July 10th, 2012

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NBA Draft Recap, Part 2: Why did Jared Sullinger and Perry Jones III drop so far?

CATEGORY: Feature

Despite having a highly productive two seasons in Columbus, Jared Sullinger fell out of the lottery. As mentioned in Part 1, fears of a lockout in the summer of 2011 made this summer’s draft much deeper than in years past.  Despite being almost assured of a spot in the 2011 lottery, freshmen Perry Jones III of Baylor and Jared Sullinger of Ohio...

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July 10th, 2012

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NBA Draft Recap, Part 1: Anthony Davis is the only sure thing in this year’s draft

CATEGORY: Feature

Anthony Davis is undoubtedly the biggest difference maker in this year’s draft. From watching  David Stern’s interactions with the crowd (this year’s crowd seemed particularly brutal but like a  legendary wrestling heel, Stern seemed to revel in the boos) to listening to NBA talking heads  pretend to know a single thing about college and...

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July 10th, 2012

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The Patience Index: The Atlanta Braves

CATEGORY: America's Pastime, Feature

Uggla has been the primary source of frustration for Braves fans, but the decreased walk totals are cause for concern. The 2010 Atlanta Braves won a respectable 91 games. Enough to clinch the NL Wildcard spot in the final days of the season. The offense ranked in the top half of the league in runs scored, despite ranking in the bottom 10 in...

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July 6th, 2011

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A Late Night Exposé on Sabermetrics

CATEGORY: America's Pastime, Feature

This is the face of nerdy, basement living stat subculture. Doesn't exactly fit the stereotype. If you know me at all (and you probably do if you one of the three people reading this), you are aware of my burgeoning interest in Sabermetrics, or really, all forms of advanced statistical analysis in the world of sports. Fans/supporters of SABR...

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July 1st, 2011

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